I feel like a spy. In my imagination, I am one half of a top secret crime solving duo. By day, I'm a mild mannered mammy whose greatest daily thrill involves catching the half off specials at the local supermarket. By night though, I am a sleek, sexy, seeker of justice who does NOT, I repeat NOT smell of baby vomit.
Our 92' Omega becomes a high powered vehicle somewhat reminiscent of the batmobile but without all the batty paraphernalia. Like me (well, my midnight persona anyway) it is fast and fierce. It does not have a backseat (gasp!) There are NO childlocks (double gasp!) There are NO CARSEATS (Oh my sweet mother of god!)
In this fantasy, I am slim and trim with an AMAZING gravity defying rack which no nursing bra could EVER contain. I am zipped into a black, vinyl catsuit and there is not even the slightest hint of jiggle in the belly area. I maintain my figure chasing criminals and using my incredible martial arts skills to take them down.
I do not know the meaning of the word "Stretchmarks."
For now though, it's bucketing down rain and I am merely a mom with an overactive imagination and two sleeping babies in the backseat who is way too impressed with mobile broadband and being able to blog while on the road home from nanny and granda's.
I wonder if that catsuit's waterproof?
Great blog and love the picture! I think are all super heroes at heart :)
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Lovin' it! I'm so with you on the SUPERMOM thing... I'm one too!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the mobile blogging possibilities that opened up with my new Iphone!
Now go and SLEEP!
Just stopping by from SITS to wish you a very Happy Monday!
What would we be with dreams! Hope some of that SuperMom comes out during the day! What would your kids think!?!
ReplyDeletestopping by from sits, and glad I did! where do I find one of those "Gravity Defying Racks"??
ReplyDeleteDo you have to be a super hero???
Born with it??
or, maybe.... Put it on a list for Santa???
Hello Dahhhhling,
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Have a Fabulous Day!
Smooches,
Sassy Chica
Stopping by from Sits... your blog is great so I'm following now :)
ReplyDeletefeel free to check out my blogs... Toddler Awesome is my personal blog and Indiechick Designs is my blog design :)
take care!
I remember a certain 20something in a metallic purple catsuit and an amazing rack. can those days be gone already?
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ReplyDelete(Sorry nappy head spelling error in above deleted post)
ReplyDeleteTalk about multi-tasking wow! were you driving and blogging at the same time? I am so impressed :-)
Hey there - stopping by from SITS. This post cracked me up ... and made me wish I could feel this SUPER some days ... especially in the rack department ;) It's really sad what happens to the "girls" after nursing.
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, I am stalking, I mean, following you now :) Happy Friday!