Daddy Dearest has just made an amazing discovery... It is virtually impossible to sit down with the laptop and enjoy a plate of biscuits and a cup of tea whilst minding the Snot Queen. She doesn't take kindly to being ignored you see and in particular has a particular loathing for laptops as they tend to divert mommy and daddy's attention from the star of the show, namely, her.
Now, this discovery is not news to me, or indeed to any mother in the known universe. I can't remember the last time I even attempted to enjoy something as decadent as the above scenario without the small one being asleep or still growing inside of me! The frustration it's bound to cause is just not worth the hassle.
Daddy dearest however, is still learning and the horror on his face as the princess upends the biscuits all over his lap and the chair would be almost comical if it wasn't for one small thing...
Namely the sticky little hand now firmly clenched round a chocolate chip cookie. Bedtime just got a whole lot further away...
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